That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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