if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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