have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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