i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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