thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
he fucked my hip out of place.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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