I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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