so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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