your room smells of hookers.
And success
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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