we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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