if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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