I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
