No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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