Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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