you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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