i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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