their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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