Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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