I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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