its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
