Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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