problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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