New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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