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im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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