i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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