Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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