so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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