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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
PANTIES FOUND
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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