weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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