That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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