I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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