I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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