just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Randomize
