thus making me awesome and them whores
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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