big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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