dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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