This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Boobs speak an international language.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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