Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
