Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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