I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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