It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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