remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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