C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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