Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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