After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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