But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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