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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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