Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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