You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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