Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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