THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
