I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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