the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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