I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
tell your sister to shave her snatch
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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