and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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