I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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