Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Ladies don't puke and tell
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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