D3 body, D1 cock
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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