I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I am mentally ready for anal.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He has the fingertips of a God
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